Once upon a time... (Making a story with my memorized words)

I got a idea while I was memorizing words. "It will be better to remember these if I make a story with these words."
So I tried it and spent 3 hours, and decided that I would never do this again. T.T
It was hard for me making this non-sense story with the 100 difficult words.

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Once upon a time, there lived David and Yohan in a town beside a great strait.

They raised a squawking budgerigars in their house and daffodils in the garden.

Yohan sometimes enjoyed scaring the living daylights out of David by swaying him while he was stacking his smuggled stuffs.

One day, Yohan fished out a caldron and a jug and stood on the portico.

"What are you going to do with those flotsam?" said David.
"I will go to my affinities living in seclusion as fast as my legs can carry me."

"Why?"
"because they are in pain of concussion after they got a blow on their cranium. You know, I'm a paramedic. I may help them and open a grand epoch"
"I think" David said, "You need a prescription."
"No, the person who needs it is you. You are a diabetic."
"Oh, don't break my dignity as a reputedly famous orator and great statesman. You surely reimburse the loss of my serenity. You will just make a diabolical upheaval in the world."
David admonished him. Yohan fidgeted a little. A lot of iota of various thoughts blended in him.
"Stop detaining me. I gotta go right now."
"I can't stand you anymore." said David. Yohan made a counterattack.
"What! you are like a conglomeration of pessimism!" David was not unperturbed.
"You have binged on Fantasy Novels. It's not instrumental." David denounced him.
"You, you are profligate."
"No, I'm known for frugality."

At the very moment, someone knocked the door. "knock, knock, knock."

 

There lived a girl next to them. She had an idiosyncrasy.
She was mystical and amphibious. She had been in a battalion in Iraq.
Thereafter, She got to like diluting dyestuffs and talking about ontology, but hated Tritheism and heresy and atheist.
She was living in subsistence but she was counter-intuitive so she suddenly came to David and Yohan's portico as a go-between for them.

 

"Who is it?" said Yohan, "we are busy."
"If you don't open it straight away, I will penalize you by bonfire." She intimidated.
Yohan opened the door as fast as he could.
As soon as the door opened, she scampered into the house and fleeted around them.

"What, What is this?" They squawked.
After the substantially unfathomable whirl with lots of flying twigs, she stopped.
David and Yohan were almost out of mind as much as they lost all sense of time.
They were donned with very odd clothes.
She said "It's only initiatory."
They squawked. "what is your reason doing this?"
"I want your allegiance to me, then I will be your patronage."
"What? What are you talking about?" They cried out and she hounded them.
"Stop! In my scrutiny, Yohan will be your slave." David proclaimed.
"No! I'm not viable. Take David. He is affluent and has a nice semblance." Shouted Yohan. Giving them some consolations, she said. "I want you two. Is it intelligible?"
"No! why?"
"Just because I'm secular but reverential."
"It's implausible."
"Ssum!" She intimidated them again.
They fidgeted a lot.
"Just be my puppets, and you will realize that living as a puppet was immanent in you. I found it in my analyticity of Human being."
David realized and exclaimed, "You must be spelled by a diabolical witch as though you were the princess Piona."
She was surprised. "How did you know that? Then, can you recover me?" asked she with an iota of hope.
"No." said Yohan.
"I will wrench you like a wet dress." She came close to Yohan.
"Stop, With regard to it, maybe I can fix you." David hurriedly cried out.
"Really? Do it right now."
"First, be in serenity."
She got calm. David assiduously and all the harder made a question to her.
"who are you?"
She registered with a touch of disillusionment that she found a truth. "Know thyself!!!"
The wicked magic was dispelled.
Yohan and David asked her with a surprise, "Whereabouts did you come from?"
"I live next door."
"Really? We couldn't find any sign of life from the house!!!" They averred.
"Yes, you are right because I have no life. I'm an angel. Now, I will go back to the heaven. Bye Bye" She fleeted away to the sky.

They looked at each other and said nothing for a while.

"Were we in dream?"
"I don't know."
"You are as good as I am. Let's just forget about this turmoil and go to live in the commune together in seclusion."

"Okay, help me to apportion our stuffs."

Thereafter, they lived together happily ever after.